Izzie: Oh my G-d, Ehud, I’m soooo stoked about Dubai! How cool was that operation?
Barak: Yeah, it was pretty good.
Izzie: Oh, and that death squad! SOOO smoooooth. Did you check out that Gail Folliard? How hot is THAT chic?! Oh my G-d, it’s like the Mossad must have some kind of Simon Cowell filtering out the ugly ones!
Barak: Yup, she’s hot, she’s hot.
Izzie: Oh my G-d, I HAVE to call our buddies and see what they think…
Brown: Izzie? Is that you?
Izzie: Yeah! Holy shit, Gordi, did you see the pics coming out of Dubai?
Brown raises his voice, making sure everyone outside the room hears him
Brown: Oi! Izzie!!! Are you bloody mad?!?! Stealing identities of British citizens?!?!?!
Izzie: (Disappointed at Brown’s reaction) But Gordi, this guy was a mega-terrorist, he –
Brown hushes Izzie up and whispers into the phone, making sure nobody hears
Brown: Shhh, I know, I know… great job Izzie. Oh my G-d, I though I was watching a James Bond movie! Don’t listen to everybody ,it’s all a load of bollocks!
Raises his voice again
Brown: I’m summoning your ambassador, I hope you understand how serious this is!
Brown: Cheerio Izzie, keep it up! Gotta go!
Izzie: (Too happy for words) Bye Gordi!
Sarkozy: Izzie? Iz it vous?
Izzie: Oui, mi amor!
He makes sure everybody outside the room hears
Sarkozy: Merd, Izzie! Dis fooleesh operation iz a deezaster! It will not bring ze peace!
Izzie: (Once again, disappointed with the reaction) But Nicola, this guy –
Sarkozy: (Whispers) Shhhhh!! Shhh! Oh my G-d, Izzie! It was fabulous! Fantastic! I thought I was watching my favorite film, Nikita! How do you do it, tout-le-monde is so jealous!
Izzie: (Grinning widely) I know, it’s sooooo cool, huh?
Sarkozy: Oui, oui, beacoup cool!
His aide enters, so he raises his voice
Sarkozy: D’accord. I will speak to vous later! But je condemn this horribleh act of merder!!!
Izzie: Bye Nicola…
Rudd: Streuth, Izzie? Is that you?
Izzie: Yeah, Kevin! How goes down under? Did you see the Dubai cam pics?
Rudd raises his voice
Rudd: Well, I’ll be stuffed! You’ve got some nerve using Ozzie passports, Izzie!
Izzie waits for the whisper. Smiles as it comes…
Rudd: Shhh! Good onya Izzie! Wow, how you guys do it I’ll never know. Our guys can barely pick out a dingo from a dog pack, mate! It was a beaut, Izzie! See ya!
Izzie: Bye Kev!
Zapatero: Izzie? Es tu?
Izzie: Si, mi caballero!
Zapatero raises his voice
Zapatero: Estas loca?!?!? Que cigarillo have you been fumando???? Dis operacion was ee-leh-gal!
Izzie: Anything else you wanna say, José?
Zapatero: Ay, caramba! Izzie, your Mossad is grandioso! Felicitaciones on this maravilloso act against de terroristas de bandistas conquidistas maldistas gordistas sandinistas!
Izzie: Gracias, mi querido primero ministerio! Hasta luego!
Emanuel: No, Izzie. It’s Rahm
Izzie: Oh, it’s you. So, what now, you’re taking his calls?
Emanuel: No, I was just in the office.
Izzie: Whatever. Is Barack there?
Emanuel: Yeah. But he’s busy.
Izzie: (Whispers) Fucking self-hating Jew…
Emanuel: What did you say? What the fuck did you just say now, Izzie!!?!?
Izzie: Nothing! I said “I’m still waiting for my juice!” That’s all! I asked for some juice a minute ago, jeez!
Emanuel: Yeah, right.
Izzie: Just tell Barack I called.
Berlusconi: Izzie? Iz it tu? Come sta?
Izzie: Oh, Silvio, tell me you saw the pics from Dubai…
Raising his voice, so all the consiglieri outside hear
Berlusconi: Izzie! You steala de identities off de European a nationalistas! I shoulda shoot tu in dat bellissima face of yours!
Izzie waits for the whisper
But Berlusconi raises his voice even higher
Berlusconi: But it was fantastico!!!
Izzie: Silvio!!!! SHHHH!!!! They’ll hear you!!!
Berlusconi: Who will hear? I don’t give a de fuck who is a listening. Izzie, you can a give me de telefono numero of that Gail Folliard…? I’m a having a pool party tomorrow…