23
Jul
09

I’m Going to Neverland

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Michael Jackson’s children seem to be popping up everywhere, and just in time Half & Half has gotten hold of the lyrics of Paul Simon’s new song, “I’m going to Neverland”! Press play on the video below and sing along with lyrics underneath:

Neverland

The smog of Southern Cali,
Was sticky like a barrel full of tar
I am following the coastline
Up the highway
Through the cradle of the Schwarzenegger war
 
I’m going to Neverland,
Neverland
Santa Barbara, California
I’m going to Neverland
Small boys and children and oddities,
We are going to Neverland
 
My travelling companion is nine years old
He may be the child of Michael’s first (or second) marriage
But I’ve reason to believe
There’s money to be received
In Neverland
 
He wakes me up and tells me he’s dead
As if  didn’t know that
As if I wasn’t watching it just then
As if I never noticed, the way reporters wiped the drool from their chin
And he said losing MJ
Really really sucks
Everybody sees you’re sad when you’re not
Everybody sees you’re just don’t care
 
I’m going to Neverland,
Santa Barbara, California
I’m going to Neverland
Small boys and children and oddities,
We are going to Neverland
 
And my travelling companions
Are mostly children and wackos
I’m lookin at mostly children and wackos
But I’ve reason to believe
There’s money to be received
In Neverland
 
There’s a girl in Santa Monica
I wouldn’t give her more than twelve or thirteen
And sometimes when I look around
And see all those kids he touched, I say
Oh, so this is what they mean
They mean things happened down in Neverland
And I see that losing MJ
Could make a lot of kids much safer
No more court hearings about touching and fondling,
No more court hearings
 
Whoaaaaaa
 
In Neverland, in Neverland
I’m going to Neverland
For reasons I prefer not to explain
My bank has told me I ought to see
Neverland
And maybe my boy isn’t black
But hey neither was MJ
And maybe we’ll never know what he was
But I’ve reason to believe
There’s money to be received
in Neverland
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1 Response to “I’m Going to Neverland”


  1. July 24, 2009 at 04:54

    Dear Ami, Keep up the great work. I love your humor and ;your cyniscism. You take sharp bites out of arrogance.


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